Guilty as charged!

Ok, turd face (Salem) is getting on my LAST nerve! I recently discovered that a pigeon has made a nest on one of my windowsills. Now Salem is obsessed. I have plantation shutters on the windows and turd face has figured out how to open them and harass the poor bird. So I finally stuck a chair in front of it so he'd leave birdie alone.

Now he's bored. And harassing me. And making a mess of my office. Yep, that's him....tearing everything apart.

He's about to go into time out!